"I'm telling you honey, that guy's all water weight. Feel that. And that's after only 3 weeks of CrossFit."

The Bucket Missed

Best. Beej Face. Ever.

Namaste

Historically, a bunch of aggressive white men surrounding a black man yelling, "Lynch! Lynch!" warrants this kind of response.

Dumbass. Should've taken more money and gotten suspended longer.

(made in reply to @owengood's fantastic tweet)

Good to see the Saints making plays on defense there.

Zero Down Thirty

That's a rather Publix display of crabbiness towards Winston.

This is literally one of the lines in MCW's piece (emphasis mine):

FIGHT ME.

Bruins fan here

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

Dan Gilbert: sensitive penis.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

If Beast Mode wants you to dance, you dance.

I deserved that

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

Can Regressing do something on the absurdly high average margin of victory during all the Thursday/Sunday/Monday night games this NFL season vs. games in general? It's got to be statistically interesting somehow