Where were Metallica’s Montreal 91 crew when you need em?

Because “LA Angels” is too long (?) ;)

Don’t even start to fucking tell me Family Feud is scripted. That’s horseshit.

Can’t even call it Rodney Peete’s family? The Lions just can't win anything...

Rory McIlory has the game now. They took Tiger’s name off.

This really is astounding

Good. Couldn’t have happened to a more self-important asshole.

Most of my pictures look like crap. I assume it’s a failure of every single camera that’s been pointed at—oh, you mean the broadcast.

I’m sure someone has a much more well thought out answer than me, but I’m getting to the point where I think it’s because the NCAA represents multiple universities that have to govern themselves in a way.

The arguments of “They’re getting an education,” and “They shouldn’t pick colleges just to play football,” are…

The big question is how did an obnoxious, race-baiting blowhard take this long to end up on Fox?

Perfectly summed up. He’s Calipari without the scruples, charm, or likability.

I assume he’s thanking them for sacrificing their pensions so the Chargers’ ownership can a have a new playground with two pools.

[Boltman testifies before the San Diego City Council, which voted yesterday to approve $2.1 million for an environmental impact report of a potential new Chargers stadium. Image credit: NBC San Diego]

Don’t fault the Earthquakes mascot. He’s destined to level everything west of I-5.