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Get me my Mamba cane.

Everything is wrong with Florida.

...‘cause he drugged her!

This was Nole’s 200th match win at a Slam.

Not so fast!

CP3 is an indefatigable jerk who never reached conference finals.

Talk about going to great lengths, even with the plastic boot to make it look worse than it is, incredible!

This never happened until players started thinking they are athletes. Rory needed a cigarette not a kickabout.

Salute.

LeBron James =$22 million per year. Rajon Rondo =$10 million one-year. So, Rajon is half a player that LeBron is!? Didn’t know that...

The Heat are the only team that can offer him the tempting trifecta of a big payday, a starring role and a winning roster. Bryant is still searching for that last item. Wade can lock in all three. Just maybe not for the long haul. Yet.

With Wade joining Goran Dragic, Bosh, Whiteside and Deng in the team’s projected starting five, the Heat are poised to make some serious noise in the Eastern Conference. Add KD (wishfull thinking) and you have nice squad.

Keith Sweat would’ve pulled it off.

Replay of the shot = Replay of the whole fukin’ game.

What did you say?

Nah, he was just waiting for Rainbow flag to come up and the “other” one to go down.

Sean explained that being blessed with so many nicknames has allowed him to wake up each day and pick the one he feels most comfortable with. “Most of the time I feel like I’m Puff,” he said. “But it also depends on what kind of mood I’m in. If I’m acting crazy, like ‘agh!’, that’s Diddy. You know what I’m saying? If…

I’m in the green canoe, where you at Tim?

“Sorry, but I don’t think they hand you the trophy based on morality. They give it to you if you win.
So sorry about that.”