yikes now it’s cool on jezebel to make fun of non nerotypical people? ‘short bus’ jokes are so beyond lame

*bah-dum tish*

they’re always the first size to sell out

Douchesatchel

What’s the gender-neutral version of douchebag?

Enough of this magickal gender essentialism, I say! Tyler can identify anyway he wants.

I approve this massage.

Hot take: I really hate mediums.

It’s almost like psychics are all fake and just good at cold reading or using other “tricks” to part money from fools.

He’s such a Karen!

at least adam levine isn’t an abusive spouse (that we know of). i’ll let him have his shitty tattoos and awful falsetto so long as he continues to dote on behati.

okay... I’ve only watched a tiny bit of this... at work... anyway. Taylor looks like she’s about to morph into one of Joss Whedon’s vampires... or like Vincent from the 80s tv classic Beauty and the Beast (Ron Pearlman)

Suri Cruise looks just like Tom, it’s crazy. I can’t imagine how brainwashed Tom Cruise must be. Just break away, Tom. Nothing in that cult is worth it.

Given that Scientology is a new religion,

Similarly in longform.

He kinda looks like he is whispering to her..

“See all those people out there, Honey? When our friend the giant space clam comes, you’ll be able to watch from above as the seas wash over them..”

*looks at the photo*
*re-reads above*
*looks back at the photo*
*re-reads the above*
*adopts “thinker” pose*

It’s the last time they were photographed together!! Maybe. I don’t know. It may also be the one photo where Cruise doesn’t have the crazy eyes.

Suri has to be like what.... 10?
That picture is pretty old.

Here’s where I’d like to put a GIF of me walking backwards toward a distant horizon while slowly nodding, getting smaller and smaller until I’ve disappeared completely.