Can’t wait for Atlanta United to blow a 5 goal lead (The equivalent of blowing a 25 point football lead)

“Since then, Glennon has thrown 11 passes total the last two seasons”

Explains better why my girlfriend Kaylee Hartung left for CNN

Or Melanoma Head. They’ll call me that. “Hey Melanoma Head’s coming”

“They reached a terrifying level that I haven’t seen over their three-year run as the NBA’s best team.”

When hasn’t a Kardashian ruined someone’s life or career? Run Kanye Run!

Sad, you missed a great speech.

Are you fucking kidding me? Man people will gripe on anything they can.

How ironic that on 3-1 the Warriors announce KD is indefinitely out

Couldn’t have happened to a better team

I wonder if any of them were Falcons trying to kill themselves

No.

Seems like every Sixers starter gets injured at some point.

Wasn’t Pierce MVP of the finals that year?

In Soviet Russia, Planet finds You!

Why has she not been fired from the Huffington Post?

No but you certainly are outraged

Magic Johnson - “I want Kobe’s input because he just knows how to win”

Can you we please just get to the point of cross-platform gaming and have these guys play once on their respective systems.

I mean...That’s a foul, clearly grazed his elbow. If you’ve ever shot a basketball and had someone minimally touch you it affects the shot entirely.