Marshawn Lynch's tired sphinx act exposes the hard truth that the vast majority of so-called sports journalists are neither sports nor journalists.

My mom is an ER nurse, so when I came home for Christmas, I spotted an xray of a man's midsection on the bulletin board, there appeared to be some ball shaped object in there, which my mom then informed me was a pool ball. And evidently, the man had left before they could take it out.

Can you do a form of Kegels to get the bags one at a time and fill them up before pulling them out? I can see this saving time. Asking for a friend.

Ummm...

"Mighty oaks from little acorns grow."

Call him the Glad Man.

Depends on what sort of relationship you have with the local squirrels.

Out of the rectum category "acorn" seems the most "reasonable".

because why wait till after the lions play to have a bad taste in your mouth.

The fuck is Dan Snyder doing at a Lions game?

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Who the hells serves a tossed salad at a tailgate party?

"I'm tired of going through this every time you hide your goddamn keys!!"

Jesus, when I heard it was "a little chilly for lips and assholes" I thought they were talking about Detroit's famous Coney dogs!

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Why buy the hot dog when you get the asshole for free?

I love the idea of Titans players using TGI Fridays, Dave and Busters, and Cheesecake Factory as their "party scene" during that time frame. Why the hell isn't this a 30 for 30 yet?

Lol, he's partying at a TGI Fridays? What a loser!

He was also kicked out of, and refused to leave, a TGI Fridays in Nashville for bringing in his own bottles of Patron and taking shots out of them.

So, he was asked to vacate. Shouldn't USC players be used to that by now?