I can’t believe it has taken this long for him to appear in public.

At this point I don’t know if he’d have gotten any stars if it wasn't for you.  I thought he was doing Arnold with an Irish accent

I didn’t get it until I read your comment, so go have yourself a beer and put it on my tab.

I read the comment, didn’t get it, actually left the page, started browsing other pages, then it hit me. So I returned to give a star.

OW ME BACK

Dr. Dre: “My daughter did it all on her own-”

That would be great. Him talking about how special he is so he's getting treated well, then swinging to yelling at everyone and calling them disloyal, to him saying he's not even in jail. Would be magic. 

Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.