I was sad about the dog in Spain, but then I thought about the difficulty of quarantining the dog (dog poop, urine would still need to be cleaned up), getting a blood sample, transporting the blood sample, testing the blood sample, etc.

Breach of protocol or not, she put herself in harm's way to care for this man and do her job. She's a hero in my book and I hope she makes a full recovery.

as long as you're not faulting the little girl because she's not doing anything but going with the intense desire to move, shake, and dance.

This is so over sexualized, it just bummed me out big time.

by the time this 11-year-old is done showing you what she can do with her body, you'll want to take a nap.

Mmmmmnope. Clearly incredibly talented but I had to stop that before the 30 second mark. Not age appropriate at all.

pshh i can do that here hold my wine.

Word

It's only for two games, though.

If given the choice between reading Lena Dunham's book and standing under a used condom in the subway, I would choose the condom. Because at least if the condom fell on me, the disgust I felt with myself would disappear after a hot shower.

1) No lawyer would ever hire 1Ls to clerk at their firms, much less on a high-profile, high-stakes case. They don't know anything yet! Plus, all the ABA rules mentioned in the article.

As for Shelby's claim of police brutality, the report notes that Shelby was recording what happened with his cell phone.

Not much man what's raw with you

"F" train indeed...

Who are we going to promote, Billy? If you think MLS is bad, you should go see the Cosmos play.

SPOILER ALERT: They lost me when Professor Annalise Keating decides to have her client admit he committed the first murder, but not the second murder. I think it's the second episode of the show (maybe?). Why, the jury won't convict him because the second murder is so very unlike the first! It's so different, he…

There is just no way to make actual legal work exciting enough for popular fiction. A partner at my former firm wrote a novel and even that was wildly embellished and he made up all kinds of departments and technologies that don't exist.

Yeah, and what about the fact that Viola Davis never, ever wears a jacket to court? In a profession that has only recently begun to accept pants suits on women, wearing Michelle Obama-esque dresses that show off one's arms, no matter how toned, would give many judges a stroke. The Good Wife ladies wear…

"Do these kids have other classes? My 1L year, I took five classes my first semester, each requiring about 2 to 3 hours of post-class reading. Where do these kids find the time to go extorting information for sex and committing murders?"