At this rate of arrests and suspensions, the SuperBowl will be played between the backup kicker on the Seahawks practice squad and two parking attendants from Paul Brown Stadium.

I'm pretty sure this means they have tape (they deny they have the tape) of Peterson hitting the kid inside an elevator, right?

Ok, at this point you're just sounding like a hurt person with a complex.

I feel the :( for you.

Um, seems like he clearly does want one. Plenty of men do. And who cares?

You're assuming that any person who was as shallow as to find this approach "charming" would also know the difference between business and personal accounts. I'm pretty certain that if you drew a venn diagram of the two groups it would look like two headlights coming at you in the night.

good thing someone's not projecting at all...

Well I wasn't saying that the men in Vegas were the only ones having fun - I meant to say that the douchebag-materialistic golddigger relationship was symbiotic - each party was getting something they wanted, and so who are we to come along and tell them they are wrong? They are adults just like us.

Ok, first, it really seems like you're having an argument with his mind without him being here. "He thinks this, and he thinks that" - even if that's the case, it's obvious that any douchebag that would put this up as his profile picture is exactly that - a douchebag. So even if we assume that his mind works the way…

I agree that this is a sad and pathetic way to go. But let's not pretend like there is not a certain subset of women who will be attracted to this, and it is likely that it is exactly these type of women that he wants to attract.

Exactly. How is any rational thinking person over 10 years old think this is the slightest bit real?

Another point to consider if one were to approach this with a critical, open and rational mind is that in the UK, apparently, the government pays crime victims directly. If you're a victim of violent crime, you get paid. Or, who are these people cruising the streets with gasoline ready to throw at people, and how do…

And another thing that kinda makes no sense is he doesn't get medical attention until the next day. If gasoline gets in my eye, there is nothing stopping me from getting to a hospital at warp speed.

My dad was also sometimes a pretty big asshole. I remember always being embarrassed by his antics (although he did always tip). I was also in the army and through basic training they pretty much brutalize you into making sure you call every civilian worker you encounter as sir or ma'am. All in all it's a good habit.

Yawn. A place refusing to provide a workplace free of sexual harassment, including by the customers (provided the management was aware) would definitely give rise to liability for sexual harassment. And it happens all the time. But you know, let's just go with the knee-jerk "America is the worst place in the world and…

I usually try to speak to all human beings like that, just because that's the way you talk to humans. Your brothers are the worst and deserve the worst.

So are we still pretending that this person isn't playing the media and others like a fiddle by throwing out the correct buzzwords to generate publicity at all costs? She's a Kardashian without the "private sex tape" pretense.

Toned legs that the elastic can cling to securely?

So you're basically accusing her of being exactly like every other celebrity? Or do you think when Beyonce walks her daughter and looks photoshop perfect that's just a coincidence?

Because your cat is exactly like every other cat?