The greatest sports commercial ever. Tom Emansky infomercial not included.

“You have to admit, that’s a really sturdily built cross burning on the lawn.”

Jesus effing Christ guys. Just ditch the logo. It’s about as culturally sensitive as an Al Jolson song, and you look like massive assholes for using it.

Maybe Trump was right after all; Hamilton is highly overrated.

“You’re gonna get some stares.”

*Narrator voice* It was not art

You totally missed the opportunity to say “the mayor hit the ceiling, which is also the roof.”

Here’s a little more heat: Championship parades are stupid. Everybody’s packed in to watch a bunch of famous guys wave. I’m sure the players appreciate the ego stroke, but as a fan, fuck it. Don’t waste a day off of work for that. Spend it on day games or hangover recovery days.

“What??? An asshole!”

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