Screw You, Trump, for making me feel something other than hatred for Cruz.

That’s the kicker: it’s far more expensive.

According to this site, it is not.

This guy is the worst. The damage he has caused to countless children and their families, and the zero shame he has. Just ugh.

Besides the seeming complete lack of evidence, has anyone ever explained *why* the CDC would be so interested in covering something like this up? Is it just a vague ‘evil corporations’ answer or what?

One thing I will say for her...at least she’s not pretending like she eats cheeseburgers and fries all the time when she doesn’t. I enjoy the honesty, even if it is depressing as hell.

I had DEEP DISH PIZZA for dinner at my sad office desk, and am now convinced that even though I hate my fucking underpaid shit job full of a room of burping ignoramuses I AM LIVING A BETTER LIFE THAN GISELLE.

Never before has so much beauty inspired so little envy.

When I say cheap I’m not just referring to the price tag.

more importantly... did kylie get sued by kris for not wearing black for this photo opp?

Almost all reviews I’ve seen on this makeup line have been negative.

For anybody who wants some cheap makeup, their line is always on mega clearance at Ulta.

Man o man. Trump’s garbled syntax is truly something to behold. He talks like a fifth grader who reads on a third grade level giving an oral report in front of the class on a book he never read.

I'm sure you don't have very much experience with pussies.

“We’re going to war with Cuba now, right?”

It was Barackward, if I do say so myself.

High Five!!! Very Niiiiiiiiice!

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz

Sad horse is sad.

This pic is huge I am sorry.