saw someone commented on gawker yesterday to the similar tune of:

The GOP primary has come down to two, frightening factions. The Corpo-fascists (Trump, Rubio) and the Christo-fascists (Cruz, mainly, but Huckabee, Santorum, etc. were in the same camp).

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

L. Gaga’s great in her own way - yet everything in her orbit seems 100% about L. Gaga.

Whereas Lorde oft seems all gentle & powerfully empathetic/awesome.

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

Some married guy told me he wrote in a song that he thinks him and I might have sex, the words out of my mouth would be, “are you fucking on drugs? Or are you just wicked fucking dumb.”

I don’t even have a kid to thank for my lopsided boobs. These are ALLLL genetics, baby.

Should've been "mimosa" obviously

Yeah he looks like Zoolander but let’s not ignore the bigger issue here. Who names an orange tabby Mojito?

I would say 99% of parents have experienced this, so Life & Style must be staffed by androids or real assholes.

I’m glad no one filmed me at the Outlet Mall grabbing my lithe 3 year old by the shoulder and pushing him against the wheel of my SUV with my knee while juggling my baby’s car seat into the carriage. All so he wouldn’t run into oncoming traffic. Booooo hissssss motherhood.

It reminds me of this, except Diana is crying on the inside.

On behalf of all moms who have had their kids lose their shit in public: Fuck you Life & Style, you are the worst. And props to Charlize to not handing her kid off to a nanny when he’s losing it.

Same. Trying to control a young child having a meltdown and give them consequences for their actions does not make you a horrible parent.

Are you trying to tell me that Kim and Kanye sleep in the same room when they travel? And that their kids are in the same room, too? I CALL BULLSHIT.

I resent that I feel compelled to defend Charlize.

Agreed. This week’s is on point. Cat is doing excellent Blue Steel.

Hi wife had to be a virgin. Hard to find one over age 20!

I never realized that Diana was that young when Charles proposed. At that time he was 33. Anybody else find this a tad on the icky side?

ITS ALWAYS A KONTEST