Ghost ride the tractor.

This is the best Photoshop in the 5 or whatever years I’ve been lurking jalopnik. Truly a thing of beauty. I just want to be a planteer when I grow up.

Man, in the spirit of the holiday I was hoping 420sx’s comment would win. That shit was beautiful. Great story though either way, congrats man!

Still want a purple, convertible turbo pt cruiser just to mess with the good ol’ boys around here in their mustangs and diesels.

Wow, I had an ex that had no idea why she put gas in her car. I had to explain to her the relationship between gas and the engine, and she just stared at me with the whole eyes glazed over look. I never thought I’d hear of anyone else with that particular problem. Glad to know she isn’t the only one...

Only reason I wouldn’t is the fd on the shirt ;)

I mean I get it, it’s based on a fwd chassis and isn’t quite as easily tunable or as strong as a supra, but it’s still a beast. Even the fwd dual cam ones are fun. I guess it doesn’t help that they got overshadowed by the evo even when they weren’t stateside.

While all those cars are in a slightly different league and some of my all time favorites, it always bums me out a little that people always leave out the 3000gt vr4 when discussing awesome 90's coupes.

BlackCops3?

So I’ve lurked for ages, never spent any time in oppo though and obviously missed out. Any links to these beautiful “discussions?"

What about combining hypersonic speeds with electronic jamming? I’m not sure how that would work or be effective at those speeds, but it could be a way to mitigate the lack of stealth. They’re going to see it coming no matter what, may as well make it so they can’t get a lock on it instead.

#hashbrown

Y’all stupid as shit.

Also, “norks."

Star for name. TUI til I die.

Yeah, I was one of those assholes that said “Oh so cool, maybe my next car!” Then I realized my B16 Sentra Spec V (don’t hate, no matter what people say that car is awesome) is quicker, and for around the same price I could pick up an Evo or something else stupid.

Shoehorn an LT1 in there and bring back the SS badge, then I’ll be interested. For some strange, unexplained reason I love the last gen Trailblazer, but this just looks like an Equinox, new Pathfinder, Toyota whatever.

Yeah I originally thought it was just kinda a hollow stab at the “alternative” youth market, but hey, they actually did it right. Huge props to them. Now if they only made a car I’d ever consider buying...

Remeber they out out that Magrudergrind ep too? That was pretty awesome. I kinda had to respect them for that, someone in their office was a legit metalhead.

Not enough stars in the world for GWAR halftime show featuring Jared Fogel/exhumed animated corpse Oderus. Make it a musical based on Slaughterama.