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Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

St. Peter: “name sir?”

This is a bad trade. Anyone who is 1) Iggles fan and/or 2) wearing that dumbass face over their own dumbass face deserves what they get and probably then some. But a good philly steak roll, Amoroso’s or otherwise, should never have given its life in the vain effort to correct either of those two ills. I know our

That poor roll. It will never get a chance to grow up to be a Wawa classic.

Sometimes Philly fans throw shit at Santa. Sometimes they throw shit at Trump and/or Trump proxies. You win some, you lose some.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

Isn’t the entire point of playing FCS teams to get an easy cupcake win? Why are FBS teams still putting NDSU on their non-conference schedule?

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

Because people in the Army are like normal people everywhere. And cadets are college students. The only difference is they do PT, train during the summer and have a curfew.

I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure that there has to be a handful of girls that cheered in high school, who like it enough to keep going with it, despite their future careers.

They need to get him a better partner on Smackdown and get JBL and Otunga the fuck outta there

I do not see how people can watch college football with a clean conscience. Why must every athlete be paid the same “wage” and only that wage, or less?

Hits like this are why football exists and also why football will eventually die, because that’s as safe a hit as it gets, a textbook example of technique, and Hunter’s still (probably) concussed. It’s a violent sport that will never not be violent.

Remember folks: 96% of pro players have CTE. Football is 100% not safe for your brain, at least as we play it right now.

In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

I’ve got a very simple task for you... Don’t fucking click on the articles regarding politics. I don’t understand why this is so damn hard

Ironically enough, we appear to be sending them both a criminal and a rapist.