TOO SOON

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Somebody definitely got laid tonight.

If you mention that, you’d be wrong so I would recommend against doing so.

As someone that’s lived in Tampa for quite some time.... I’d say 8/10 places serve a good one. You can even have Publix (grocery store) make you a good one if they have the right people in the deli.

Being with a Jamaican kinda ruined that place for me a little bit. It’s still good food but compared to her grandma’s cooking, it’s just not fair.

That place was pretty cool for being on the shittiest street in town. Did a little stand up comedy deal on Thursday’s too (I think it was Thursday’s).

the Cuban sandwich is not from Cuba. It’s from Tampa.

Know what this place needs? A GODDAMN REVOLUTION! FUCK THIS NON CUBAN SANDWICH DAY BULLSHIT! FROM NOW ON, LET'S MAKE EVERY DAY CUBAN SANDWICH DAY! ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA! ATT-I-CA!

I am FUCKING FURIOUS that today isn’t Cuban Sandwich day.

Honestly, I'm surprised this actually isn't a thing. The fact that it isn't is a goddamn travesty.

How did I miss this? Even if it’s bullshit, I’ve been using these stupid days as excuses to make/buy foodstuffs that I enjoy, and I REALLY enjoy Cuban sandwiches.

skip the croquetas and you should be fine

Dammit. Now I have to walk outside in this heat and get one....(and croquetas, and a cortadito). Going to take a week of gym to work it off as well. Curse you, Burke....

If Shillary hates memes so much, then why do I have photographic proof of her having invited a bunch of memes to the viewing of Bin Laden’s death??

Counterpoint: the Elon story is A++++++!!!

“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.”

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

It will always be Comiskey, just like it will always be Sears Tower, just like it will always be the Marshall Fields Building. Some names are too iconic to change.

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