if I can’t post my taeks on gawker anymore I have to post them somewhere

Got a Church’s nearby?

We don’t even know how many more days and a wake-up anymore.

lol

Pence is getting the signalling all wrong. Trump eats KFC to cement his relationship to the everyman, but Pence should be eating Chick-Fil-A to remind the evangelicals he’s on their side, too, despite Trump not meeting CFA’s standards for moral purity.

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

How erect were you when you posted this?

If you don’t like that, you might be able to get a deal on an online media property in a few days.

If you don’t like that, you might be able to get a deal on an online media property in a few days.

At least in Philadelphia, the fans wait until you’re in the stadium to do this.

It’ll be Booker T or Byron, I’d guess. Too bad we’ll still have to listen to JBL.

Who keeps leaving tables, chairs, and kendo sticks under the ring, anyway?

Thanks for your input, Gov. Kasich.

Prepper types tend to masturbate about shit hitting the fan. Tends to explain the zombie fetish, too.

El Generico didn’t move to Tijuana to help orphans; he went to play football in North Dakota! It’s all a lie!

who gives a shit, go away

Tampa Bay is the body of water in between.

who cares

Please let it be A dog.