Oh hey, it’s one of you.

Soybean, most likely

In Philly of all places, where even gas stations make better sandwiches than Subway.

Au Bon Pain is only “good” if you’re trapped in an airport layover somewhere in the Midwest, and even then, it’s pretty bad.

No, but Will Gordon will review it for us.

“Rectory? Damn near killedory!”

That’s pretty much how it is. Our equivalent of village/amateur cricket would be minor league baseball. Spring training is like that too, if you happen to live in Florida or Arizona.

The fucker managed to beat going deaf and is still on the air. He’ll live as long as Cheney.

draftkings ads are really going too far now

As an ex-Floridian with a lot of friends and family still there, thanks for doing what you can. It’s scary the two-fer of Jeb and Rick Scott haven’t managed to fuck up Florida quite to the same extent 5 years of Walker have done to Wisconsin, but Florida didn’t have quite so far to fall.

Those statistics are just more liberal media lies. Wisconsin is doing great! Stand with Walker!

Which is saying something, considering Florida is governed by Literally Voldemort.

But first, please unburden yourself of the incompetent idiots running the Wisconsin Democratic Party. Walker has no right to have been elected THREE TIMES.

They think it focuses on lazy nithugs and welfare queens wanting handouts out of the pockets of hardworking white people instead of just going out and getting a job. We solved discrimination back in the 70s, now it’s their fault.

Your face is fake.

You never complain about the plot or writing of your favorite scripted television show? You must be very boring.

Hey, how’s 1997 going? In a few years, insist as loudly as you can on the vote recount in Florida getting finished and make sure everyone knows Osama bin Laden is determined to attack in the US, alright? Also, bet on the Broncos to win the Super Bowl. You’ll thank me later.

PSL are running Gloria La Riva in 2016. I think that counts.

That would be great, but the red states are a lot bluer and the blue states are a lot redder than they might appear from a binary map of presidential election results, and calling for a wholesale abandonment of women and minorities due to the accident of their geographic location is pretty fucking callous.

There’s even bad “authentic Mexican” in Phoenix, but Filiberto’s doesn’t sell crunchwraps.