A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

Only one election?

They’re “paid in experience”, just like those unpaid internships in advertising or doing jobs “for the exposure”, right?

“Runnin’ through the 6-2, 1-6, 6-3 with my woes...”

And women.

“acornprincess” is a fitting name, considering the last organization that got this treatment from the Right.

I hear Condi Rice needs a job.

Even Kiermaier can’t get high enough to grab a ball off the catwalks.

Lita and AJ.

Even the comments aren’t explaining what’s with the puppies. You’re all useless, Kinja.

Because EDP445 got there first.

Buffalo Bill knows a bit about showing off some skins.

She was an enhancement jobber for Carmella’s debut last year who got over with the Full Sail crowd out of nowhere. She comes back from time to time. She’s still wrestling under her real name (Leva Bates) for Shine and elsewhere.

The “Revolution” is garbage because it’s entirely a vehicle for Steph to stroke her own ego, coherent storylines be damned.

Is Christian there with him?

Strrrrraight from the clearance rack!

“We want Sasha” was pretty close to a “book them better” chant, but TPTB in WWE aren’t going to get the right message, if the resulting announcing is any indication.

Boston PD knows all about threats from the moon.

At least he didn’t get surprised with a stolen-piss-soaked pregnancy test.