good lord

Consider yourself an aspirational millionaire asshole.

Why let the “good enough” be the enemy of making it better?

That would probably be an NCAA rules violation if he did that, anyway.

There were a whole lot of cross whites around them, too.

Should have brought a jetski instead

Athletics might lose out but the university will keep getting rich Chinese to send their kids there for full out-of-state tuition payments, so who cares about the financial hit from a settlement with a few students when you can keep hiring overpaid administrative staff?

China

Tasting sweaty butthole is so 2014, anyway.

Doha 2024!

They managed to out-hustle the Ferguson PD and that prosecutor’s mockery of a grand jury process, which is truly impressive.

It’s not even noon out west. I know it’s Friday but really

How much do you guys resemble the cast of The League?

Can we find a nice TV studio to lock him and Don Lemon in and not tell them the cameras aren’t actually broadcasting anywhere?

That’s pretty much what living in Tampa is like.

It’s hard to compete with UF/FSU/Miami’s level in the market for ruthless exploitation of athletes for profit.

As if there’s anything else interesting to do.