EXACTLY! People want a quick fix and it just doesn’t work like that. Congrats on your journey. :)

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, so I’ll whisper it

The government needs to more strictly regulate product claims - especially health claims. Thats really the only way to limit deceptive advertising.

Fucking diets. Meh. Limit carbs. Eat good fats. Exercise. You don’t need all this bullshit. I’ve been seeing this kind of shit since the 80’s. All fads.

Nick Lachey is the luckiest guy in the world, by all rights he should be selling used cars in Ohio right now.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

“Is it crazy enough or have we gone too far? I don’t know, I’m all confused.”

Oh fuck off, Lee.

Contract re-negotiations, before agreeing to let their people hash it out and tilting their best angles for the previously-summoned pap positioned at 3 o’clock.

Wasn’t there some rumor that Leo puts on headphones and just lies there in bed like a vaping corpse while his models do all the work? I don’t know how they stand it, I hope he at least buys them nice presents.

Babe-don’t you think I look amazaballs in these new pap shots? Like so virile and manly, I’m so glad you don’t mind me using you like this. Did I pay you this week?

I had no idea that a) Pete Davidson is only 24 and b) that he was dating Larry David’s daughter. Too bad that they broke up, but I guess she escaped being a potential Cazzie David-Davidson.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

The defense will try absolutely everything to get the sentence overturned or at least time served to the absolute minimum (although they’ve already tried every angle), but lets face it. He’s not going to live much longer. He’ll die in jail. No sympathy here.

five months elapsing between the conviction and sentencing is unusually excessive, but not surprising in this case, as the defense may be requesting more time to prepare mitigating evidence. 

I’ll be so dissapointed if his lawyers come up with some bullshit reason that keeps him from having to go to jail. This rapist pedophile scum deserves to spend the last of his days rotting in a jail cell.

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

Do you have a tone you are trying to convey? Because it is being conveyed quite poorly here.

When Jezebel struggles to find a target, they always get weirdly vindictive and random about where to aim the poison.

I have never felt like a defense of mental illness applied to this woman. Mental illness isn’t a social construct that should be applied anytime someone does something horrific that doesn’t appear to follow social norms. Some people just make the decision to harm others out of spite, vengeance, selfishness (look at…