Hey, every Big Four needs an Anthrax.

About nein dollars.

No wonder it took so long.

Alex Honnold is perhaps the greatest living free soloist

Weak, in a good-sized cup.

I enjoyed the COTD, but the Shareef don’t like it.

I like Quakers, they seem nice.

The Satanic Temple and Unitarianism seem pretty OK to me.

You poor, poor man. I certainly feel your pain. Another guy at work and I fell into that “we’ll move away once she’s done with school” trap and have been stuck in a helhole ever since. Please, for the love of all that is holy move before you have kids or at least before they start school so they don’t grow up and…

I say forget giving them new camaro’s have them do the whole competition in classic 80s IROCs

Lack of children should not be a barrier, you can always kidnap drifters.

I’ll see meself out now...

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

She has feet?

For some reason I find it hard to break out of the mindset that 90’s are not far behind us, and anything made after 2005 is spanking new.

“That floor appears to be made of sexy sexy lava.”

Damn, you’re right. I think it is a nipple.

Thanks! I would’ve kept making puns, but I ran out of energy.

Puns. That watt I’m here for. Where’s $kay?

Michael, not many people are happy about Trump being the next President but please keep your personal views out off the site. We come here to escape the real world and talk shit about Mustangs.