Just because someone is a doctor doesn’t make them an inherently good person. An asshole will always be an asshole no matter what his job is.

Relationships do take work, doubts are normal, and bad stuff often does make you stronger AND.YOU.SHOULD.STILL.TRUST.YOUR.GUT.

When I was having doubts about my ex’s feelings for me, you’d be surprised how many friends, feminists, and family members tried to talk me out of my doubts. My parents were the worst of all. My ex didn’t help because when I brought up the notion that maybe he didn’t like me all that much and we should break up, he…

Sure, and all the people calling in to report people speeding through the streets, ignoring stop signs, jaywalking, smoking within 25 feet of a building entrance, etc. are extremely helpful during this natural disaster.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

So what level United ticket do I have to buy to get their not-get-your-ass-kicked-by-thugs tier of service?

American Airlines also offers a similar “Basic Economy” as well. I flew out for an interview on them recently and I had to triple check that they didn’t buy me that class of ticket. It’s only good if you’re only taking a small carry-on and nothing else. For the price difference it’s not worth it from what I’ve been…

Wait, people still use Expedia and Orbitz? It’s been a solid 7 years or more since I’ve been able to find any kind of worthwhile deal on those sites.

Also, United sucks.

You’re welcome.

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!