Basically, her place in hell was assured, first she cheats on her fiancé and has pre-marital sex, doesn’t evacuate so Jack has to help her ass the entire time, then leaves the ex to die on the ship, then lets her fuck buddy drown, then throws the necklace into the sea rather than giving it to her granddaughter or…

Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

You shut your mouth, Aimée 😐

Someone wasn't baptized.

People have been telling me my entire life that I look like Leonardo DeCaprio. Hell, that kindly gate guard who let me into work this morning just said that very thing.

*SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEGRNTCHCHGRNTGNTCH* “We’re making great time!”

Another excellent use of the word!

Yes. I wouldn’t want him now (current version of him *or* current version of me with young version of him) because ... ew. But Monarch in Jr High? Yes. Very hot. Very fire.

I drank a shit ton of port last night.

You’re so right. And seriously, I’d like to commend you on your nautical language, I think that’s the only time I’ve ever heard someone use the word “port” correctly.

Well, they were going to the bottom of the ocean, and that’s really the core problem right there. They should have been going to a port instead.