But, you know, given that they could’ve smashed into a nice piece of America, you’d think Prime Minister Teresa May could’ve said, “Our bad. We ain’t tryin’ to kill y’all. We just fucked up. We still good, right?”

Fuck, that would have been an amazing movie. She discovers another empty pod he’d tried to hide, then maybe a body? or something? somewhere, and the last half of the movie is just him stalking her around this ever-more-malfunctioning ship.

Jesus Christ, can you imagine a whole franchise based off that? Picking the victims, befriending them, attempting to murder them? Attempting. Yes. Sometimes the victim wins.

I’d watch that.

Yes, this. Where we START with J Law waking up, and then later when he’s revealed to be behind it, we see a montage of Pratt’s time alone. She’s then creeped out, and never stops being creeped out.

The Shining in space??? Sign me the fuck up.

I seriously like your plot so much better!

You know, I know that we’ve all gotten accustomed to that particular type of stunt casting, but I would pay good money to be terrified by Chris Pratt. It was SO EFFECTIVE with Actor Dad Dennis Quaid.

that would have been so awesome if the reveal had been that she found a walk in freezer with dozens of dead women who kind of look like her.

Sometimes men murder and assault women because they have needs! Think of their needs!

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

And thanks to you too. It is nice when an internet argument ends on friendly terms. It’s getting rarer for that to happen these days.

Thanks! and I appreciate the chance to have a respectful, engaged conversation on the internet. So often people are more interested in talking past each other to “win” and aren’t even engaging on the same thing.

Eh, you’re only mildly annoying at this point. On the scale of who’s annoying me from least to most it’s you at least, the guys in the Facebook/fake news article telling me how stupid I am for thinking social media could influence an election, and the guy on /r/pokemon telling me that shiny pokemon are “worth no…

Counterpoint: Jane you ignorant slut.

I only kind of agree. Crawling uphill in a sea of brake lights, trying not to think about what it’s doing to your clutch? Yeah, that’s something to do, but it also is kind of a bummer.

Counter-counterpoint: People who spend 99% of their time in traffic or on a highway are dumb. There are so many good driving roads out there, and they are even better with a manual.

I can’t wait to see the outcome of this case. The driver is so fucked! Driving no insurance to cover his actions will be another line on the sheet for the police.

That’s not even the whole thing.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.