Burneko’s just pissed because he and Magary were going to make mythopoetic stew on the next Foodspin and now it will look like they’re copying.

I wrote something similar in high school when I read the book jacket but not the book but turned in a book report anyway.

This charity is also a very worthy one that can use the money in countless ways:

This is good. This is reasonable and lively debate- may be the only way to ever reach people like her. Yelling at her and screaming “YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOURE A RACIST FUCKWAD” will never make someone like Tami Tahren question how she views the world or change her opinions.

Just walk around barefoot on the rug and make fists with your toes. Works better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.

Batman usually wears the same thing every day, too. I don’t see what the big deal is.

Zach Lowe has almost ruined NBA writing for me. Any other NBA article I read I am SO wishing it was in Lowe’s writing style and voice.

Writing 4,000 words on Simmons—so meta!

you know what i will miss most about obama?

nah

A true profile in courage.

I apologize for all the comments I’ve made on this site and its sister sites in the past 24 hours. I had no idea Stan Van Gundy was going to just fucking nail it far better than anyone else has.

At least there was one small glimmer of light in this total shitstorm…

I am also enjoying the internet dunking on your idiot male coworkers.

Also Ted’s soup. I love Ted’s 100 can of honeymoon Campbell’s Chunky soup.

Look, Clinton is not a leftist, but arguing that she’s center-right is a blatant misread of around 80% of the American electorate.

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

I would do the opposite of whatever the Mormon does.

Right. two drinks. Whisky and Rum. The only two drinks I need.