Hear hear! My 2017 wish is for Feinberg to write about something sports, preferably a t-ball brawl or a someone’s balls falling out in a third-division soccer game somewhere. Covering Trump for so long would prepare anyone for finding meaning in the meaningless.

Damn Megan you’re crushing this overnight stuff. Can’t wait for you to get on the Sam Biddle Sonic the Hedgehog beat.

When will Trump announce you as Secretary of State? What pair of glasses will you wear to the Victory Rally/Sacrificial Offering in Topeka or wherever?

Where the horns at?

Can’t wait for TheBasedGod’s annual return to relevance:

My grandmother calls it “yoger.” Am I adopted?

A girl invited me over to bake a loaf of bread last night and we then we watched Shark Tank until 3am (a SCHOOL night). How expensive a ring should I buy her?