how this was not the end of the argument is beyond me

Congratulations? Way to make this about how smart you are?

This place has changed

I think Janet Varney deserves it.

that premiers right after John in Cincinnati’s next season. 

Ok great, maybe next time don’t get so upset when called out on it and acknowledge that you have no leg to stand on.

Bone to pick: this girl being trash isn’t a hall pass to disparage universities (USC and SDSU in this article alone) that a lot of us worked hard to get into and get through. You don’t sound cool when you suggest these competitive schools are worthless; you sound like an elitisit. If your point is that education is…

Right on, man.

I’m going to try to recreate my first experience with CE when it launches—though I think I’ll skip the Bacardi Silvers (I drank some horrible shit when I first turned twenty-one; it’s embarrassing, but I won’t deny it).

Gonna be a good time--especially because I’ve got a full-room sound system working…

her husband and his facial expressions

I 100% recommend doing this. I used that cabinet for exactly the same purpose and put a Windows PC in it so I could use it for the newer fighting games on Steam as well (Tekken 7, SFV, etc.). It’s really not that difficult and is just super fun to both build and use. Every time someone comes over we play for at least…

I 100% recommend doing this. I used that cabinet for exactly the same purpose and put a Windows PC in it so I could…

That first hour is vital.  If it was just Nic Cage killing people in a surreal hellscape it would be good, but the emotional weight behind it made it great.

If you get a chance watch a few episodes of the OG She-Ra. Then watch the reboot and see why I replied the way I did.

* while you have a head

How is the movie where Nic Cage screams for 30 seconds then chugs voka then smiths a battle axe then uses the battle axe to decapitate a burning man then lights his cigarette off the burning man’s severed head then get in a chainsaw sword fight with a guy weilding an anime-sword type chainsaw then crushing a dudes…

Alternately, just fucking eat everything, cus you’re gonna die soon anyways...  (I’m pretty sure I’ll be taking that approach)

“Is this a pigeon?”

I worked at a GameStop when they came out and we all wanted them. So I went and bought 3 meals for the team and like 3 copies each. It was like a $50 trip.

If by “related” you mean “his dad was Tim Allen’s roommate in college,” then, yes, he’s related! 

He was drinking grain alcohol, but she ended up having Fireball.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.