I will not be buying this game and I still find you boring and insufferable. Off to the next website to post the exact same thing!

I’m going to do zero research and just assume this is a Matt Besser character.

Yeah, i’m similarly torn. As much as I love Yakuza, the gameplay was getting a bit stale. Still great fun but I’ve been playing through Judgement and at a certain point it’s like OK, this is practically the same game i’ve been playing for over a decade. But Yakuza, to me, is still a fast paced game where fights can be…

The stakes really should be higher, make players play for at least ten minutes no matter what it lands on. A wheel along isn’t going to help these poor indecisive souls, they need cold hard decisions being made for them.

Well if you truly insist, I am back IN.

If he didn’t personally coach Vincent D’Onofrio on his classic physical performance as a cat fearing alien in a human shell, I am once again OUT.

In fact, if he didn’t hand pick Will Smith’s shiny ass red jacket I am also OUT.

If he didn’t design Tony Shalhoub’s tiny little head then I am OUT.

A true human accomplishment that will be cherished until the end of our days in a plague ridden, rat tornado fire. Humanity wins again.

Always remember to bring an extra projectile filled will piss or shit because people, much like BTs, do not respond well to being doused in excrement and we all run into those awkward social situations where we need a quick getaway.

Heather’s review had a lot more to it then you are giving it credit for.

Well, that is just a misguided review then, I have read plenty of good reviews that don’t read like that, Kotaku’s included. 

I don’t think having a different opinion on what constitutes a good game should really make it any harder to look in the mirror.

Well, no none of that but thanks for trying. Perfectly interested in those other games, they just aren’t as unique or focused on mechanics you won’t find anywhere else. I enjoy every new Far Cry even if it’s the same fucking thing over and over. If you really want to try and argue that recent open world games in the…

At the very least, being unique in a sea of open world games with identical mechanics. Writing it off and labeling it as these trite things ignores the journey and atmosphere of it all. I absolutely understand why someone wouldn’t like this game, but a big budget game of this nature should be at least respected for…

It’s insane to me how jaded people have gotten, to the point where something like Death Stranding is just a “UPS simulator” and “cutscene viewer”. Jason obviously appreciates the game but so many people have that same opinion without any appreciation for what it is doing. Just sad, I guess. There is so much going on…

Shouldn’t spend money on this but that’s officially not part of the question anymore and now need to pick a color.

We are talking about the guy that wrote The Leftovers, right?

Between this and Disco Elysium, I am a spoiled little rpg baby.

Didn’t the Madden Curse more mean a player turning into actual butt and never having a career? It’s been a while since a cover star actually fell victim, not counting AB because he is a sociopath and rapist who brought his misfortunes onto himself.