Despite his assurance that the new tweet would clarify things, it left matters exactly where they were.

SHOOOOOOORYUKEN!

That’s the point. They make you forget the doldrums of your life.

Unintentional philosophy my friend.

You can find plenty of tools in these sorts of cars.

*jerking off motion*

*Updates resume*

I for one wouldn’t mind a prequel featuring the back story between Ja Rule and Monica. I want to know more of the ‘why’ since I have “Monica!” stuck in my head every time I get passed on the freeway (which is a lot)

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

The Mazda Renesis, because that’s the name of my favorite video console growing up:

FERD PERSTERK DIESULL

Daylight savings strikes again.

Or Ace and Gary’s Car for another example.

Lawn scones.

So are car crashes and eels a new subgenre of Hentai?

Wide rights, wide rights, wide rights.

Some say that the highest praise a man can get from his father is to be told that he has got what it takes to be a man.

Peter Mertens says diesel isn’t coming back to America? Oh, whatever should we do?

Sounds like Audi’s development boss got some sand in his VAG.

Y’all posted an article today with the headline “Whose Self-Driving Cadillac CT6 is This?”

He’s lucky he wasn’t arrested on suspicion of trunk driving.