Bless your heart.

Meh. He looks like a rejected “sexy young Gargamel” from an ill-advised live action Smurfs reboot.

Nah. That’s the line they all use, usually when they’re trying to stay ahead of a scandal about to leak. I’ve heard from a friend with political connections in Wisconsin that rumors are going around about an affair.

Probably putter around the house and grounds doing old people shit, because internally they’re old white people?

I strongly dislike most horror. Like, I marathonned the first season of American Horror Story and it fucked me up so bad I had to call in sick to work from lack of sleep. But I saw this in the theater on opening weekend and fucking loved it. It’s a social horror movie, not gore or supernatural monster shit.     

But it does look like her. I find it so weird that people are insisting it doesn’t at all, and naming a handful of other black women they think it looks like instead. There’s something really troubling and offputting about that phenomenon, and the dogged insistence that all the other portraits ever made in the…

Weird, I have zero trouble recognizing that it’s her.

I’m baffled and dismayed by all the “it looks like Sasha” or “it looks like Kerry Washington”. When I look at Michelle Obama’s portrait I absolutely see her. I see her frank and uncompromising gaze, I see her steely resolve, I see her strength and vulnerability and intelligence and beauty. It’s beyond obvious to me…

Oh, honey. No need to be so defensive about your problems understanding these beautiful works.

SAME. But.... this is about the level of commentary we can expect from this place.

That’s so weird. When I look at it I absolutely see her. It really helps to look at the hi-res version, in full size. But yes, when I look at it I see her frank uncompromising gaze. It’s bizarre to me how people can’t see that... I guess if it’s not a photograph, it’s too confusing? The selfie era has really…

Are you at all familiar with Kehinde Wiley’s work?

Oh, did you think these are their official White House portraits? Because they’re not. These are for the National Gallery at the Smithsonian. Lots of avant-garde work in there. These fit in perfectly.

I have to assume that the people chiding Kim Cattrall for her IG post are lucky enough to have never suffered a sudden tragedy in the public view, and have never had someone who mistreated them take the opportunity to offer condolences on social media in a clear attempt to score good-girl points with onlookers instead…

oh my god that group is hot garbage

You know it’s possible to buy many very dangerous things in innocuous places, right?

Did you not understand that this entire post is talking about a new article?

I mean, it says this pertains to the San Bernardino fulfillment center right there in the article, about one line before the mention of the hourly wage. 🙄

And now I know for certain that you’re lying.

Are the results good, though? I’ve been thinking about treating myself to Hanacure for Galentine’s Day but if it’s not worth the money I’ll stick to my giant stash of sheet masks.