Andrew with his hair down made me put out the CAUTION WET FLOOR sign.  

How was season 2 of Riverdale, worth watching?  Season 1 was unexpectedly perfect hot garbage, I loved it so much, but I’ve heard weird things about season 2 and there’s just so much TV to watch... 

“Dro, because lyin’ the whole time (I don’t care what ya’ll say - that dude wasn’t in no open relationship)“

Wives don’t get roped into the “stand by your man” joint interview on a friendly TV network unless they’re losing, so... 

Those are some terrifyingly dead-eyed children.   I wonder what kind of shit goes down in their house after Daddy has a few too many and blacks out.  

“Gaining the understanding that this slice of pizza is 350 calories, or this Coca-Cola is 140 calories is probably very good at a young age”

“Just having a friendly talk with her might be enough, maybe, just even to realize that I don’t really love her anymore. But the way she just left without closure makes it impossible.”

“why was she there wearing a bathing suit under her clothes”

It’s great that intermittent fasting works so well for you! I’ve had good results with it as well, but my mother is another story. She was doing it 20+ years ago, mostly due to poverty and time constraints — not enough time to get in 3 meals a day while working two jobs and raising a family, not enough money to feed…

I’m not sure if I like this.  But... it does mean the odds of getting the original series streaming somewhere just went up a considerable amount.  

There’s so much subtle imagery in this series... one moment from the finale that’s stayed with me is when Camille is laying in bed, doped to the gills on Adora’s “medicine”.  There’s a gold watch hanging from a jewelry holder on the bedside, and in one brief shot of Camille in bed the out of focus watchband lines up…

YUP.  This is why my uncle stayed married to an addict even when she went to prison... without that legal tie he’d have had no way to help her at all, let alone be able to access information about her condition.  

So it would be better for her three children if she left their father to spiral further and possibly die? Interesting premise, I suppose, but it belies a fundamental lack of humanity.   

Sweet baby Jesus, that’s a whole lot of gorgeous in one photo.  

lololololol okay

My goodness, you’re riled up. Go deal with that on your own, I’m busy doing 90 pound hip thrusts with my beautiful FUPA. Byeeeeeee!

Cool!  Now, between lifting weights and cardio, I’m in the gym 5-6 days a week.  Been that way for five months now, the same length of time I’ve been on a pretty restrictive diet.  I’ve lost 45 pounds, but guess what girl, that FUPA ain’t fucking moving.  So FOH with that “it’s important to be healthy” shit.  Go get…

That’s fucking nasty.  And a great way to get hookworm.  

Whenever old Annie gets on a tear like that with her fancy language I just remind myself, she’s a theater kid.  Bless her heart (in the nice way, not the sly way), once a theater kid, always a theater kid.  We do love our fancy words and speeches.  

Why do you think this woman put zero forethought into her own career and future?