I mean, do your employee’s infants start going on field trips within the first few months of life?  And as an employer, what sort of structure are you providing your employees to promote work/life balance?  ANything at all?  Because from here, frankly, you don’t sound like a very good employer.  

I always feel like such a weirdo for saying this, but she has such beautiful teeth.  

Her schedule is PACKED.  She shot at least one movie earlier this year (The Hate U Give, which looks really good and I have high hopes for), she’s got at least one other HBO project in development/pre-production... I’m surprised they managed to squeeze a fresh Insecure season in for us, tbh.  

I’m three months away from this guy’s age, grateful for my very young introduction to wearing sunscreen, and about to order 30 extra bottles of my fave brand to bathe in because sweet merciful Jesus don’t let me age that badly

But this guy is just the latest in a very long string of white people who very obviously view the police as their own personal hall monitors of life, so... disagree all you want, but I’m focused on far more than just this single asshole.  

It’s like some weird hall monitor instinct. These are definitely the kind of people who, as schoolchildren, made lists of anyone who “misbehaved” while a substitute teacher was in charge so that they could tattle to the regular teacher. These are the kind of people who justify the treatment of migrant children as…

Yes, if you want to call actually trying to improve things “the hill I want to die on”, then yes, absolutely, I will die on this fucking hill just to spite useless assholes like you who are too weak and whiny to do it. Byeeeeeeee!

Cool, enjoy being a useless boil on the ass of humanity!  

When I hit the gym on Saturday for leg day, Spotify was pushing this album at me hard, so I gave it a chance. I regret that chance. Drake fucked up my gains.

I went out with a guy a few times last spring who was extremely into Drake and DJ Khaled... thank god things ended before I had to spend any time in a car with him and his Spotify account.

It’s never futile to fight a worthy battle.  It’s fine if you don’t want to fight, but get out of the way of those of us who do.  

So this was a better use of your precious time than just keeping it moving?  Okay.  

Do you need someone to call the police for you, so you can get rid of whoever is pointing the gun at your head and making you read these articles?  

Yeah, I still disagree. It’s not at all uncommon for shitty abusive men to portray their relationships with others as very intimate so that they can play up how badly they’ve been betrayed when the other party doesn’t do exactly as they’re told. Source: me. Had more than one man I wouldn’t fuck with Roseanne’s pussy pu…

Since Lee Daniels is a gay man, I’m curious what sort of sexual relationship you’re imagining between him and Mo’Nique.  To me it just reads as the typical boundary erasure by a man in power against a woman with less power who had the audacity to not be sweetness and light.  He demands emotional labor be performed for…

I’d buy that if Drake hadn’t had his PR rep out trashing the mother of his child last year, when the news came out that she was pregnant.  And if Drake had more involvement in his kid’s life, especially in the crucial first year.  But.... nah.  Drake ain’t shit, honey.  

I have to assume you’re a white woman, since that’s the only group left that’s so desperate to give this complicit bitch a pass on all the evil shit she contributes to.  Why the fuck are you so eager to believe that she’s an innocent victim censured by her evil daddy?  Are you honestly that blind, or just unwilling to…

I misspelled my own name in my signature on my driver’s license, so... 

Same! And my Mayflower ancestor was a signer of the Compact who came over as an indentured servant, which is real fun to throw at people who like to claim that’s the same thing as chattel slavery.  I mean, they never seem to fucking get it, but it’s sometimes enjoyable to hurl a bunch of historical documentation at…

Did you mean foisting?  As in, they foisted a woman upon us who performed better in the primaries than the other potential candidate, and who in fact got more of the popular vote than the guy who “won” the election?  Is that what you meant?