For real, if your response to this issue is some whataboutism, you’re a walking garbage fire of a person, deep down in your soul.

For real, you’re working overtime to put words in my mouth. It’s kind of impressive, but sweetie, you need to work on your reading comprehension and propensity to leap to wildly unsupported conclusions about strangers. Bye now.

Lizzo is so fucking great. “Truth Hurts”is number one on my 2018 summer jams playlist.

Shooting themselves in the foot? Hon, have you not noticed that we’re in the middle of a right wing instigated culture war right this minute? And that it’s working?

That’s an impressive amount of contorting you had to do to arrive at your conclusion. Kudos! Best of luck to you at the Mental Olympics tryouts!

Serious question: what does it matter to you if someone is trying to scam you? Are they getting something for free, like do you just hand out pills without billing the recipient? Are you punished if it comes to light that someone in your care was lying to you?

My money’s on her never calling him again. At least, that’s what I would do if my father publicly fucked me and my husband over like this.

“Aren’t we busy praising Tiffany Haddish for doing the same thing these influencers are trying to?”

Many years ago I got to escort my grandmother to her first colonoscopy... they told me afterward that even after they gave her the drugs she was alert enough through the entire damn procedure to keep talking a blue streak about the performance of that year’s Seahawks starting lineup and give her speculations on who…

Brian Tyree Henry is a damn treasure.

“Has committed domestic violence” and “has a family that will cover for him” are not mutually exclusive concepts in the slightest.

Both my uncles committed suicide. It’s been a rough fucking morning. Please be kind to yourself.

Given how much pushback there is on the concept of body positivity outside the very small bubble that the authors of this piece apparently live in, I’m gonna go with “y’all have no fucking clue what you’re on about” as my official response to this piece.

I have a cousin who had to apply to multiple police agencies before he found one where he could pass the psych exam. His mother (my aunt) claims it’s because he was too soft-hearted and sensitive, but given how he used to treat me when we were kids, I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that there’s a big fucking…

Listen, when the car is that tall, you gotta have a stepstool of some kind

Goddamnit, Bill, shut the fuck up forever.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, that dude is a hot garbage dispensing machine. Intimidated by her model looks? She looks like she went to the same plastic surgeon as Ivanka.... oh. THAT’s why Trump was hot for her.

Jesus. The last time I drank two bottles of wine for dinner, I blacked out and ended up vomiting directly into an oscillating fan. But the next day I learned how to get red wine vomit stains out of a hardwood floor and plaster wall, so...

Wow, Larry Elder’s really caping his ass off on Twitter for Roseanne.

I’d bet every dollar he stole from the other family that what his own family needs protection from is him. If he’ll go off on a stranger for the crime of being brown and in his way, he’ll definitely beat his own wife or child for mouthing off.