Meh. She’s been by his side through at least one half-assed political campaign prior to 2016, making appearances on his behalf, and touting his birther bullshit. She absolutely did sign up for this.

Oh my god I want to burn every Torrid to the ground. I know, it’s nice to have a style category that isn’t “Mother Of The Bride”, “Frumpy Yet Bedazzled Aunt On A Cruise”, or “Frumpy Yet Bedazzled Aunt At The Office”, but “Rockabilly Queen” and “Cosplay Slut” were not the other styles I was looking for.

Bleach blondes always seem to forget that tons of visible scalp isn’t cute. Like... there’s a reason your natural hair color is darker, darling, and it’s because Mother Nature was trying to help you not look like shit.

It’s not a yuppie name anymore. Olivia, Charlotte, Henry, Ava, Grace, Oliver, James... think Greatest Generation names, that’s what the upwardly mobile are naming their kids right now.

Yes, this person and their spouse named their child after the character from Buffy, intentionally. They were fans. And bless your heart, everyone knows what Xander is short for.

lolol shit, now I want a big bowl of dirty rice real bad.

Cool story, but I feel like Denver and Trenton aren’t exactly Southern city/state names. Maybe they changed maps after I hit my forties? Also, lol at your hipster rant, but yeah, since hipsters are people who follow trends slavishly, and since bullshit names for children are a trend, I’m gonna stick with my assertion…

Southern city/state names are the new hipster shit. I haven’t met a baby named Nashville yet but it’s only a matter of time.

Ew. But yes.

Most cultures are more imaginative, though. This -ayden shit is just embarrassing.

OMG they’re the ultimate laxbro names for sure

Oh brother. That’s even worse.

Let me guess, Xander, Xavier, and... fuck, I don’t know. Xeno? Xerxes? Those poor kids, that’s so much worse than coming from a family where everyone has the same first initial... I used to work with a lady whose name started with M, she married a guy with M as his first and last initial, so they’re already maxed out…

Or one of the Caitlin varietals. Kaitlyn! Katelyn! Catelynn! Caitlinn! Caytelen!

That poor kid.

LOL forever... one of the worst people I’ve ever met named their kids Xander (YES AFTER THE FUCKSHIT FROM BUFFY, WHO FUCKING DOES THAT TO THEIR KID?!?!?!) and Piper.

I feel like the Scientology-based charter school he went to would have taught him to avoid people like me anyway.

Oh, can you point to where I spoke directly to a parent and told them their child’s name was a bad choice? I’ll wait.

See also: Mason, any name ending in -ayden or -aiden. Jayden/Brayden/Hayden/Cayden/etc... dickbags, every last one.

actual lol