OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.

Nah, kombucha’s legal.

Right?! I mean, that’s a genuinely impressive level of obtuse fuckery.

My biggest language pet peeve right now is the complete dilution of the meaning of the word amazing, because assholes keep saying everything from their dog to their smoothie bowl to their new crystal is SUH. UH. MAAAAAAAZING. It seriously makes me want to burn down a building.

“Yet surprisingly, no one has called Markle’s white people white trash.”

White families are why elopement is on the rise. Since my first family wedding I’ve sworn that if I ever tie the knot, my beloved better be okay with running off and getting married on our own. There’s no way my entire family of crazy assholes wouldn’t ruin the hell out of my wedding.

I mean, you’re basically saying that someone’s ignorance of other people existing in the world should excuse them from the horror of a stranger thinking they’re a dick for pulling a dick move. And that’s some bullshit. If you’re a grown-ass adult walking around in the world and you don’t realize that the things you do…

The problem is, we’re both aware that the root cause of the problem is the airline’s preference for profit over anything else, but that’s an abstract complaint that can be made about literally every business on the planet thanks to neoliberal capitalism. On a plane, in the moment, the reclining asshole knows damn well…

Nah. We’re all aware of the extremely limited space in an airplane, anyone who looks around at all the people around themselves crammed in like sardines and thinks, “Ah yes, NOW is the perfect time for me to assert my right to recline! Surely this person behind me already in discomfort will support my need to impose…

A good friend of mine lives in Alaska, and she was just telling me about how she can’t go out on trail walks with one of her friends because the lady has an out of control dog that she will not train. The dog has charged at wild animals on the trail... so far it’s only been a porcupine and doggo was lucky to get away…

Fun fact: nobody’s ever called that guy Songbird Jim, except a bunch of relatively new white supremacy promoting alt right “news” sites. Just further evidence that the current administration and all of their fucking water carriers are eyeballs deep in Nazi bullshit.

Yeah, this going through the closets thing is some bullshit.

If it’s government subsidized housing, annual inspections are common (if not required). My grandma lived in subsidized senior housing and they had annual inspections to make sure people weren’t living in squalor — there was a bedbug problem in some areas of the complex that they were trying to get under control. But…

Trauma rewires your brain, so in that sense, you absolutely are a different person than you were before. I hope you’re doing well now.

Hey there, white folks! Are you about to type up a comment on how you’re not one of those white people, you don’t have those thoughts, blah blah blah? Please don’t. Here’s the thing. If you’re a white person who grew up in America, there is absolutely no way that you’ve escaped the white supremacist ideology that’s…

Money.

Imagine how empty this woman’s life must be, that she had time to do that. Christ almighty.

Ahh, okay. Well... I don’t know how old your uncle is, but if he’s able to get higher education for free then I’m guessing he’s a senior citizen making good use of tuition waivers? Frankly, I wish my grandmother had done that. When she retired she just sat around in her little apartment reading mysteries on her…

“I get it” and “I just do not understand” aren’t compatible, though...

If only White Lady hadn’t called the cops before on a black male student in the building who was there for study group with the black female student from this incident, though. White Lady absolutely knew who this woman was, they’ve been living in the same dorm all fucking year. She’s been targeting black students. FOH…