Rodrigo y Gabriela absolutely wipe the floor with Clapton.

Dude, go fuck yourself.

It’s gross to lay the blame for Trump’s treatment of women on this one woman. That’s some misogynist bullshit right there.

That goat kind of looks like Owen Wilson.

Why? Why does a black woman need to be the whipping boy for the failures of America as a whole to provide a decent education for its citizens, which would have given all those millions of viewers at least a fighting shot at knowing how to evaluate sources and think critically about the media they ingest? Why are y’all…

No, I really don’t. But again, keep telling yourself whatever you need to.

Nah. I’m gonna stick with my original thoughts, which are that this wouldn’t even be an issue if we had an educational system that actually taught people. Tell yourself whatever you need to in order to justify your continued axe-grinding, though! I truly don’t give a fuck, but hating on Oprah seems to be your raison…

Not if you’re a brass player who needs those fucking chops to last for one more set.

I just think it’s rich that people are putting more weight on which guests Oprah had on her show over, you know, the ACTUAL root causes of systemic undereducation and lack of critical thinking within the population. But, given that so much of the population is unable to think critically... perhaps I should be less…

Really? You wanna lay all that on Oprah, and not on the systemic dismantling of the public education system?

FINALLY!!! When the show was in its original run I was in high school and spent all my free time either with my dumb boyfriend, or at the job I got after I dumped him, or I’d graduated and was working nights, so I never got to see it the first time around. And then when it went into syndication, I didn’t have TV. It’s…

Right. That’s why I said many people, not all people.

Along with being funny as fuck, Michael Schur’s shows (I’m thinking specifically of Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 9-9, and The Good Place) have this core of genuine sweetness to them that’s just so goddamn appealing.

I just read an interview with Jameela Jamil where she talked about how all the Eleanor/Tahini fanfic starts with a high-five that quickly turns sensual, and you know what? I’m INTO IT.

Is your Google broken?

Also, what’s “juniro”? Did you mean to call me junior? Awwww! So cute!

But sweetie, where do the lyrics appear in this movie? It’s awfully cute that you’re so angry at me... but you also don’t seem to grasp how intellectual property works. Pretty sure ol’ white dude has no legal ground here, since the words “Proud” and Mary” have not been trademarked. Bless your little heart, though.

I’d truly love to hear a solid cover of Tusk, though.

I was unaware that John Fogerty had invented and subsequently trademarked the words “Proud” and “Mary”! Joyous news! Can you point me to the approved trademark application?

You and my mom would get along so well, then! She, too, loves CCR! She also loves abusing children, murdering pets for revenge, egging neighbor’s cars, smoking lots of weed to fix her bipolar disorder, and starting fights on Facebook! I guarantee you if she knew about this website she’d be in the fucking mailbag every…