Sorry, no. CCR is fine, but Tina’s version is iconic, and to be blunt, whenever someone says the words “Proud Mary”, I think most people immediately think of Tina Turner. Kinda like how Jeff Buckley is always the person linked to “Hallelujah” in many people’s minds even though the song is a Leonard Cohen jam.

I’d rather tear off my own leg and beat myself to death with it than watch Pill Cosby do anything other than weep and beg for forgiveness.

Right? Why the fuck would Norwegians want to move to the US? This is a third world country compared to their situation.

This absolute motherfucker.

That’s a whole lot to pack into that 2pm timeslot. Let’s prioritize and bump some shit out to 2:15.

Oooh! I haven’t booked my second showing yet, I really need to get on that.

I seriously almost NEVER pre-order movie tickets. Like, I’ll jump online and buy tickets for the same day for first-run movies, and I’ll buy well in advance for things like film festival showings or whatever if SIFF runs something good in a timeslot I can actually attend. But for this, I couldn’t resist. I needed that…

DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT!!! If you wait too long your preferred showing might sell out, tickets are moving FAST. For my first viewing I’m hitting up the nearest Regal Cinemas for whatever their RPX technology does... the nearest fancy theater is too far away for a Thursday night drive in hellacious traffic, and I get…

Yes.

And yet, it was made by a wealthy man who used his power to abuse younger women. Kinda hard to see how it calls out a goddamn thing, when it was wholly created by a man engaging in the very thing you claim the film and its source material abhor.

So she was sexually assaulted to rebalance karma? My god. Think about what you’re saying.

People aren’t possessions. You’re talking about adults with free will, not toys. Grow the fuck up.

And for the record, I am Team Too Fucking Busy With My Own Life To Pick A “Side” In An Imaginary Battle Between Two People Who Will Never Know I Exist. It’s a fucking great team, maybe someday you can join it.

Oh, sweetie. The joke was so obvious it walked into the room honking a bicycle horn and wearing a sign that says I AM A JOKE.

Current polling results show Ward and Arpaio are splitting the nutjob vote, leaving racist border wall loving Martha McSally in the lead.

I think for this one it’s probably a good idea to pre-order if you can. It’ll give you peace of mind, for one thing. I feel like a big dork pre-ordering this early but it’s also kind of cool knowing that I don’t have to worry about when I’m going to see it or if there’s going to be seats open... I just wish this…

Preordering tickets seems to be the model that more and more movie theaters are moving to, since assigned seating in movie theaters is becoming more common. It’s still possible to walk up to the box office and just buy a ticket for some movies with no problem, but the week after Christmas a friend was out shopping…

I have never in my life pre-purchased a movie ticket this far in advance, but I bought my opening night Black Panther ticket on Monday.

Do you find it meaningful when someone apologizes for causing you harm, even when they haven’t ceased performing the action that harmed you?

The first result when you google the phrase “take back the night” is the Take Back The Night movement’s page on Wikipedia. It took me less than fifteen seconds to thumb those letters into my phone and do a search. Does Justin Timberlake not have that kind of time, or employ anyone with that kind of time?