I mean... he’s literally wearing a pin that says #TIMESUP. Are you so stupid that you put slogans on your body that you don’t understand, right before you appear on camera? No? Then why on earth are you generating such an ardent defense for this dude who apparently IS that stupid?

Oh, fuck that. What an intellectually dishonest thing to say.

You’re setting the bar incredibly low for male allies. It’s pretty fucking gross.

Ah, Jezebel commentariat, you’re always the same. Always caping for your faves even though they’re garbage.

Good to know that you see no problem with people paying lip service to causes they don’t give a fuck about. Fucking gross, but at least now I know you’re not worth wasting time on...

Donated a little chunk just now... and I’ll throw a little more toward it next payday if it’s still open. Hope dude makes his goal!

So, why the (*ducks*)? What’s the point of posting something if you end the post with an indicator of disingenuousness or shame?

You know, I sympathize with your position, but the (*ducks*) at the end really undercuts your message. Like... just own your feelings about something without throwing in the weakness of admitting that you’re spoiling for a fight.

I have a friend who attended SaMo High during a couple of the same years as Stephen Miller, and friend says that dude was neck-deep in Rush Limbaugh nonsense and loved being a troll to all the liberal kids. He might have grown up in a conservative family, which would explain the root of his conservative beliefs, but…

Thank god you’re staying hydrated.

Well, yeah. Why are you talking shit about the first ex-wife, the one who by all accounts was the more successful businessperson in their relationship? That’s so weird, and yeah bro, it does mark you as a misogynist when you call women whores. That’s kind of one of the basics.

Wowwwwwwwwwwww, you’re reacting really poorly to a comment left by someone on the internet. It’s almost like it struck a huge nerve for you.

YES. THIS.

Why do you hate your penis so much? Goddamn.

None of them have a chin. Except Ivanka, but hers is store-bought.

Yes, exactly. If they try to kick him off Twitter now, they’re signing the company’s death warrant.

I bet it infuriates her that a “half-caste African” will very shortly outrank her and then will give birth to children who will push her ass even further down the line of succession.

well, shit. I just bought a bottle of Kraken last week because I was hankering for a dark and stormy and the store had no Myers. But now I’m out of the good sharp ginger beer and feeling like sitting in front of the fire tonight getting gently shitfaced. Nog might have to be the thing that uses up the rest of the…

Nope. Just like it’s not premature to call you a useless, rape apologist asshole. Because that’s what you are.

Good old CPS swooping in with the brilliant decisions, like sending a traumatized little boy to live with honest to god strangers instead of his father.