I had to scroll far too long to see this.

How to be an influencer:

1) Scam your way into a ton of social media followers purely as a numbers game by spamming follows and having a bot remove the ones who don’t follow back

the King of the Hill Corvette

Camaro people: “What’s that? I can’t see it?”

The all-electric delivery vans will be available to numerous cities in California, New York, and Illinois

“Make America Gassy Again!”

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

Recall 340,000 souls, you say?

“If the pinion gear separates,” the report says, “steering will be lost, increasing the risk of a crash.”

Satan is wondering about the competition.

I am pretty sure based on the photo that we could get Miami, and Ft Lauderdale, and maybe even jacksonville all in there.

If we were really trying to get the moon to solve our problems.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

I was expecting something similar to the transverse spring setup in Corvettes but this is even better.

And somewhere, Tim Allen chortles, smiles ruefully, and revels in the come-uppance long overdue for the network. And nobody knew about it, because fuck that guy; he hasn’t been anything near ‘funny’ since the American public was drowning in AOL discs.

That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

In related news:

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound