It’s hard to wear one of those furry Russian hats backwards, after all. Makes it very difficult to see.

Where the hell you find pumps that run at 8gallons/minute? I need to start going there and quit wasting time at the slow ass 3gallons/minute pumps like a sucker.

People are inconsiderate assholes and when the authorities get involved they react like they’re fighting oppression against the man.

“…Camry-branded Toyota Camry…”

Where is the outrage over at The Root?

The terms and conditions on the StarChase clearly state that the pursued must detach and carry the dart with them at all times!

If you want to get a cop’s attention why not just get a black man driving a BMW to do the intro?

Unsurprising considering Mario is canonically evil.

The best stanced cars in the world, aka The World’s Most Highly Polished Turds.

Welcome to your Official Guide to H20i Drinking Games 2017.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

If it’s all the same to you, we might leave the poetry for the moment. It’s not that I don’t like the Vogon oeuvre...

I thought it was the Douglas Adams commemorative edition.

I’m going out on a limb here and say it’s because he was dead.

[holds it in]

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

You’re forgetting labor.

I shared the dealer’s FB post about this amongst the folks at the dealer I work with a couple of days ago....I’ve been trying to drum up support to do a couple of base F-150's with 2.7's as sport trucks, maybe after seeing this they’ll be more interested.

This is his O-face

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.