Oh, calm down people typing ‘TYPICAL STEALERSHIP’ into the comments already... I see you. Stop it.

IMO the best looking BMW ever built.

See also: BMW 8-Series, Jaguar XJS, Cadillac ETC...

That seems right. Remember when Microsoft was the “Evil Empire” all on their own? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

I think Winter came inside her not on her face.

The E85 Z4 is such an underappreciated car. Yea its slightly heavier than the Boxster, but still only 300lbs, and the N52 has a much better torque curve. It’s not as sharp as the Porsche, but that means it’s much easier to drive at the limit. You buy the Porsche if you care about lap times, the Z4 if you want…

Never forget

Unforgettable cars. Hmmm.

Blocking traffic is not peaceful protest. In fact it is a forceful violation of the drivers’ right to freedom of movement, which ironically is a practice that Nazi Germany and the Warsaw Pact Nations both participated in. Which is why after WWII, the United Nations thought it was important enough to enshrine in the…

No. I am in Charleston, SC.
That is exactly how he talks and writes.

Who takes $55k cash only for a car? Do they expect someone to show up with a briefcase full of $100s?

I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

That is a terrible imitation of a Root article. You forgot to call her a “Becky”, Maybe even “the Beckiest Becky that ever Beckied”(true quote from one of their columnists) and to make a snide comment about “wypipo”. You need to up your game!

I’m dying to read how “The Root” will depict this, but I’m not going there. I must be strong. That’s why I made the Jalopnik left sidebar disappear: I was deadly annoyed of seeing the suggestions to read their articles.

It’s Australia. How will it try to kill me?

McCain 3:16 says you can’t whip enough votes!

She should have just answered with a “Si”.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

So he complained about how getting functioning tires would make his Model S look like a Ford Focus, so he got the Tesla that (apart from the gull wings) looks like an actual Ford Focus (hatchback)?

It looks like a cop car from a videogame that can’t afford licenses for real chevys.