Unsurprising considering Mario is canonically evil.

The best stanced cars in the world, aka The World’s Most Highly Polished Turds.

Welcome to your Official Guide to H20i Drinking Games 2017.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

If it’s all the same to you, we might leave the poetry for the moment. It’s not that I don’t like the Vogon oeuvre...

I thought it was the Douglas Adams commemorative edition.

I’m going out on a limb here and say it’s because he was dead.

[holds it in]

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

You’re forgetting labor.

I shared the dealer’s FB post about this amongst the folks at the dealer I work with a couple of days ago....I’ve been trying to drum up support to do a couple of base F-150's with 2.7's as sport trucks, maybe after seeing this they’ll be more interested.

This is his O-face

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

Oh, calm down people typing ‘TYPICAL STEALERSHIP’ into the comments already... I see you. Stop it.

IMO the best looking BMW ever built.

See also: BMW 8-Series, Jaguar XJS, Cadillac ETC...

The E85 Z4 is such an underappreciated car. Yea its slightly heavier than the Boxster, but still only 300lbs, and the N52 has a much better torque curve. It’s not as sharp as the Porsche, but that means it’s much easier to drive at the limit. You buy the Porsche if you care about lap times, the Z4 if you want…

Never forget

Unforgettable cars. Hmmm.

Blocking traffic is not peaceful protest. In fact it is a forceful violation of the drivers’ right to freedom of movement, which ironically is a practice that Nazi Germany and the Warsaw Pact Nations both participated in. Which is why after WWII, the United Nations thought it was important enough to enshrine in the…