I’m pretty sure she was referring to her Skoal placement.

Boy, if that were only true I would have a much shorter trip to VT to get Heady Topper...

I’ve been using Carbonite for several years now. Is there any compelling reason to consider switching to either of these?

Don’t let the name “killing floor” throw you Jimmy. It’s not really a floor, it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.

Fuckin’ A.

Is it showboating when you harangue the refs to the point where they hand the game to you in the last 10 minutes of the national championship game?

You know Brett, it might be less painful and risky to unretire from the NFL. I’m sure the Browns would sign you.

I love Bill Murray but I REALLY loved seeing Sad Bill Murray.

Just the beginning of the payout.

Northwestern.

I’ve made a habit of washing my hands before I leave the gym too. Folks aren’t too diligent about cleaning the equipment and just how sanitizing is that spray anyway? No need to risk a MRSA infection...

Uh, yeah, exactly.

OK, I’m middle-aged (47) and I’ve noticed I’m no longer quite in the loop on pop culture.

Very disappointed he didn’t include Tate George’s perp walk.

And above all, they want to know: What would Brian Boitano do?

Done. It wants a real address so I used 1060 West Addison Street, Chicago.

No, that belongs to us Whaler fans.

That’s a pretty funny comment. Obviously you don’t live here.

Let them eat Trump Steaks!

“...how useful would it be in a conflict with a modern country?”