@meatbag_pussrocket: It's a running joke in the industry that you come up with the acronym first, then fit words for it to make sense later.

@ddjeffries: Because this article is using the iPad as comparison, not the iPad2.

@tomsomething: I saw Mommy FaceTiming Santa Claus?

@tomsomething: No, Seriously, Santa is Real, and He Uses an iPhone

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: I find that nearly any log can be a headache log if you swing hard enough.

@You-can-pick-a-screen-name-later: Interesting... I've also had some iliotibial band syndrome from running, and you just gave me yet another reason to try these again.

@Carrick1973: I appreciate your bitter outlook, I really do, but web pages do not always have to be updated constantly to maintain their utility.

The front grip is about the only innovative and useful feature here (plus it looks cool, I guess). Why a double scraper? What good is that small brush on the end?

The full-screened Yahoo homepage really hammers it home.

@ddmeightball: It's not a scam.

Do you have some bigger pics? I'm having trouble making these out...

@KamWrex: Actually they do that because the helmet only needs to protect the side of his head that's facing the pitcher when he's batting.

@Deep-Blue:

Much better than the MLB's alternative helmet:

If you listen closely, you'll be able to hear the fleet of helicopter parents spinning up their rotors.

@Jackstick: Seriously. I have an advanced engineering degree. I'd blow these little bastards away.

This is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

These are some of my favorite articles on Giz. Reviews are one thing, but it's good to see what the writers actually use day in and day out.

@SinisterBill: The Satellite ToolKit would be extreme overkill for this, but it can easily handle that.

Living there would make me nervous too - nervous that my life has finally spun so far out of control that I am now rebuilding my house in order to please my 6+ cats.