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Shit, grease the floors of any chain restaurant or Walmart and we could be there tomorrow.

“The only thing you can do is win if there is no one else competing, Toyota.”

I wish Kevin Garnett was still playing so he could make him cry on the court.

When my father worked at Toyota Belgium, he drove Celicas all the time, year in, year out. You don’t even need Florida winters to be able to drive them in winter.

5 seconds is slow?

Michelin starred? Wtf difference does that make? Go back to sniffing your own farts.

What about 2 short ones?

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

Awww but the protest isn’t against the US National Anthem. It’s a protest about black inequity during a highly visible time where players are mandated by the league to show a display of patriotism to increase advertising dollars and military fetishism.

Now let’s see an overlay showing percentages of Dumbfuckistanis who are about to lose their health care.

Jesus, this has honestly not crossed my mind before... historically, is the US actually worse than Germany?

I’m a white guy who grew up in the suburbs as a lifelong football fan and he certainly doesn’t speak for me. I support the protests. It has nothing to do with the flag or the military. That’s just what triggers idiots about it.

*facepalm*

An acquaintance allowed his 18 yoa daughter to buy a “pretty red” 2005 c230 Merc for $4000 (every penny she had) this spring. They “knew a guy” who could get it “wholesale” at the auto auction. Engine just grenaded. Parental malpractice...

I’m sorry, but as enticing as that car might be I’d never buy early Japanese metal from a guy who a) lives as far north as Virginia, and b) lives in a town called Rustburg. The only thing holding that car together is the paint.

A Land Rover driving through salt water?

Dude is living the dream! He has a girl who freaks out and crys out of joy, instead of anger or disappointment when he buys a stupid fast wagon.