Boatlopnik should be a thing run by Kristen that only focuses on yachts and crazy expensive boats.

Rypien won a SB MVP. Williams threw 4 TD’s in a SB victory. The hell you say?

Tampa fought valiantly, as long has they were home and in bed by 8:30.

How DARE THEY REMOVE THEM!!!

I humbly accept this hammer and promise to wield it righteously.

It’s important to keep in mind that basically none of these Confederate statues anywhere in the country were put up in the decades following the war in order to commemorate the bravery shown in a losing effort.

No, this statue like all the others were put up in the early 20th century during the heyday of Jim Crow as…

There’s a reason you don’t run into too many Adolfs anymore.

It’s not because liberals got all mad. It’s not because people just want to be offended.

It’s because one asshole pretty much ruined the name.

In this case it was one asshole named James Alex Fields who drove his Dodge into a crowd, killing one and injuring 19…

That’s me. If I had grown up to be like my father, my mother and sister would be writing letters disavowing me. He was bigoted in every context. disavowed his gay brothers, told me I’d be disowned if I married a black man, and one called me the n word because in his vocabulary, that was the worst thing you could say…

I remember reading that because they’re native to deserts, they always keep to shadows during the day... Apparently if you’re casting a shadow, they’ll run after you to stay in it and are terrifyingly fast.

This is the firstest of first world problems I’ve ever seen

Snowflakes with citronella candles.

No.

Shoes are bad. Clothes are for dads. This should surprise nobody.

To follow suit, the Mets announced it is Bill Buckner Day, a day to sit back, relax, and celebrate the balls between our legs.

A team of neurologists and surgeons told my wife’s parents that her head injuries from a car wreck were so severe she would never be able to look after herself again, never be able to walk more than a few paces.

“For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.” I think it would go a little something like this:

damnit... headline made me think straya was lectrifying the r0ads... so you could have fried roo for roadside snacks

Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it:

Honestly, I actually have zero problem with people who tried to get out of Vietnam because they had some moral objection, either to war in general or Vietnam in particular. I am in the Army now, and I sure as shit wouldn’t have been volunteering to go fight in Vietnam. I have nothing but respect for people like…

Simple answer: no. longer answer: learn about great white shark biology and the simple answer will be very obvious.