The people who can afford this don’t have to decide between this and the other cars. They just buy them all if they’re so inclined.

IDGAF what anybody says - if I’d seen that man (“man”) get back up after getting running over like that, I would’ve run away screaming “NOT TODAY, JESUS! I’M NOT READY TO DIE!”

....even if it was built in 2011 and bought at CarMax.

Probably no more than the Renegade already has on.

After LeMans their new slogan is:

Is there a master list of orange colored Trump descriptions that you pull from, or do you come up with them fresh for each article?

By “fix” you of course mean swapping in a V12 and 6 speed manual, right?

It’s Porsche’s saying “VTEC KICKED IN YO”

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

“Wrotten" = a combination of "wrong and "rotten"? Even if this is a typo, I dig it.

“Boy, your ego is writing checks your ass cant cash!”

Ferrari has filed a protest against Bugatti claiming the car shouldn’t have been allowed to run since it wasn’t on sale yet.

I’m hearing LeBron is going to sign with:

Run over enough people with mullets and you’ll get enough hair for both.

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

Can you write an adequte man post about dominoes, because I have only played with pale folk and it’s not very fun.

I prefer Pitch, but I am very white.

I just read all the comments. Now I know who voted in Scott Walker.

This is still my all time favorite Gawker comment.