She’s too damn old to be a Sports Baby, man. What the hell?

You have to get a big star just because yo wife shit talks you while playing pitch. Hilarious!

That award was either re-gifted or it cost $3.99.

I think that was a take on BRUCE Wayne taking the Lamborghini instead of the Batmobile.

I must say that your name for this sparring child is rather spot on old chap.

What the hell is wrong with you man?

You are correct in your assumption of Newton.

I have two people that eat with their mouths open, and they are both women.

That SL65 AMG would be fun. I would go BMW E31 850i.

Toyota’s “Lexus” brand is not a major luxury brand.

Are those suicide doors or are they reversed hinged?

First of all Audi is not a luxury brand. When most of your sales are derived from VW FWD chassis’ and transversely-mounted engines, that’s actually commodity luxury.

It’s a Rolls-Royce and yes, they depreciate like a bitch.

That made me laugh, so a star for you tonight. Clever bastard.

Oh, they come with working turn signals it's just that they operate on a wave length that poor people and especially ones driving FWD cars cannot see.

I live in Orlando (hate it) and just happened to see that car sitting at that dealer.

No, his father assisted and is complicit in his sons lack of responsibility for his actions.

Uh, no.

Yep

It’s not a supercar. It’s a very nice, well thought and superbly balanced Honda with a 6-cylinder engine, but it isn’t in the galaxy of a supercar.