Do I admire that transition? No. Does that velvet turtleneck dress take away all her sins [today]? Yes. Yes it does.

Or do you want a badass bitch who knows how to get shit done?

The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me.

Jealousy you say??? Jealousy is when you fight and have a make up sex, this is insanity.

People are cray. Seriously they belong together though. Mazel tov.

Ahaha this picture is amazing. It’s really cute in a real-couple kind of way. He can’t keep his hands off her, and she’s kind of making that face that says “dude, I’m trying to enjoy a drink here quit groping me,” but you can tell she’s also holding back a smile.

Nope, icky.

My fiance still grabs my butt in a “honk-honk” on the regs.

My husband still makes that face...