I’ve had bosses get fired on a few occasions. Always seem to find out via email. As far as I’m concerned, only 1 person really needs to be told in person, the guy being fired.

The hell with Bonds, Clemens, Piazza and the other obvious PED phonies. Stop whining about it, vote for them if you have a ballot and are so inclined but otherwise shut up already.

Translation: “Oh shit oh shit oh shit they figured out I suck at my job please don’t let me get fired please don’t let me get fired.”

Grood for her

Generally sick of Deadspin. Wish there were better options.

I love how the Russian announcer’s voice betrays the slightest flicker of interest around the 30, but it’s long gone by the goal line.

Which bloggers on gawker media are not hipsters?

Anyone else tired of Tim being a hipster and using ESPN deportes for all his clips?

Might as well change her name to Heather Cocks...she already looks like a 1981 porn star.

Like Kevin, I’m sure she’s down for some D.

Um, random student or not, striking (or attempting to strike) a police officer will get you taken down every time. A-freaking-mazed he was only “threatened” with a stun-gun rather than actually being hit with it.

Memo to the media: It’s over any time you decide that it’s over. If you don’t talk about him, the sheep will find something else to talk about. I promise.

Pretty sure you just ruined Star Wars. Yes, some of us still haven’t made it out.

Thugs and animals. I hope they are so beaten and sodomized in prison for what they’ve done. Although they will probably skirt justice via our legal system..hopefully another form of justice will land upon them.